– “And then,” the prophecy said, “in the divided land of corruption, as the economic institutions start to fall, frozen yoghurt shops will begin to rise.”
– “What does it all mean, great master?” asked the young student.
The wise master pondered the question for a minute, and then calmly answered:
– “Remember this, young one; it is truly the one great wisdom I can bestow upon you: fat-free may be a myth, but it is one people believe in; there will be great demand, even in the harshest of times, for food without essence, as it will be believed that such food is superior. But know this, young one, frozen yoghurt is not a healthy alternative, it is merely a tasteless one.”
And that is all the great master had to say, for now the student had become a master himself.
So what does that mean? Let’s take Muon, the biggest part of my personality:
From a middle class family, with a sensible, short name, you’ve made a career out of being an outsider — too light to be a hadron, too bent to be an electron.
Adopting a rock star lifestyle once you got the momentum to leave the unfashionable galactic suburbs where you grew up, you believe in living fast and dying young. The only reason we witness you at all is your relativistic effects pedals and a giant marketing machine passing on your hype quicker than you can travel yourself. You’re particularly popular among particle physicists, who have photos of you all over their walls.
Hate to be the one to tell you this, but your two-piece (‘muonium’? gotta love that modesty) is pretty generic. Sounds a lot like traditional lightweight duos.
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