The Great Prophecy

– “And then,” the prophecy said, “in the divided land of corruption, as the economic institutions start to fall, frozen yoghurt shops will begin to rise.”

– “What does it all mean, great master?” asked the young student.

The wise master pondered the question for a minute, and then calmly answered:

– “Remember this, young one; it is truly the one great wisdom I can bestow upon you: fat-free may be a myth, but it is one people believe in; there will be great demand, even in the harshest of times, for food without essence, as it will be believed that such food is superior. But know this, young one, frozen yoghurt is not a healthy alternative, it is merely a tasteless one.”

And that is all the great master had to say, for now the student had become a master himself.

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One thought on “The Great Prophecy”

  1. This post came to be this morning when I saw an abandoned bank building and my first thought was “maybe a frozen yoghurt shop will open in its place”…

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