Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back.
Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we’re not exactly sure what it does.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer’s involvement in other computer’s affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
George Bush virus: Doesn’t do anything, but you can’t get rid of it until November.
Madonna virus: If your computer gets this virus, lock up your dog!
Michael Jackson virus: Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won’t harm your PC, but it will trash your car.
New World Order virus: probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
Nike virus: Just Does It!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
Politically correct virus: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism".
Richard Nixon virus: Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.
Right To Life virus: Won’t allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened.
Texas virus: Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.
UK Parliament virus: Splits the screen into two with a message in each half blaming other side for the state of the system.