Some fun quotes (2)

  • If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
  • It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is rarely a mistake. (Mencken)
  • Odd things, animals. Dogs look up to you. Cats look down to you. Only pigs see you as an equal’ (Churchill)
  • Never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence. (Hanlon)
  • Everyone rises to his level of incompetence. (the Peter principle)
  • The meek may inherit the earth – but not its mineral rights. (Getty)
  • … a difficulty for every solution” (Samuel, on the Civil Service)
  • There will be no more misery… when the world is our rotisserie.  (Tom Lehrer)
  • Midget psychic escapes prison: small medium at large
  • Democracy is… the worship of jackals by jackasses. (Mencken)
  • EC institutions have produced European beets, butter, cheese, wine, veal and even pigs. But they have not produced Europeans. (Weiss)
  • Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. (Hubbard)
  • … a place where the money falls apart in your hands, but you can’t tear the toilet paper. (Wilder, on France)
  • Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead. (Thurber)
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